This is a very serious subject, we Silurians must ask our selves the important question.....Would we be better off going it alone? Should there not be a Referendum Question that seeks to see if there is support for a Seperate Silurian State stretching from the Tawe to the Wye as our Western and Eastern Boundaries with Mor Hafren and Brecon Beacons as Southern and Northern Boundaries. Of course all this leads to further weighty questions to be asked and answered in due course, in the mean time my fellow Silurians, do not forget to KILL A ROMAN AT LEAST ONCE A DAY! May be two, if it's possible???
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For Further Information about our SILURIAN SEPRATIST SOCIETY, come see us, just follow the trail of dead Romans. Trust me? this is fun, you get to strip off and paint yourself up, get a wooden war hammer and then you can go off and kill as many Romans as you wish! Oh yes! we have commemorations too, but more about that at another time ok! So get Practising your body painting and Wooden Hammer Swings...Swing it to the right, Swing it to the left, then a really long swing back and a quick snappy cracky Swing fast forward furiously. Work out on Mellons and Pumpkins, then up to Coconuts, crack a coconut and your well on your way to a Secret Silurian Seremoni of ancient mystical initiation rites & rituals. But that's all secret stuff ok!
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Salute Siluria and Shuffle on with the Silurians. .
